I Gotta Fight Corona


For the last couple of days, that song “My Sharona” by the Knak has been running through my mind.  I mean it has almost been a constant “badda dadda bump bump – bump bump” melody running through my head.  So, I added some words to more closely fit current events. For those of you who are too young and who missed out on the music of the 80’s, I apologize.  For those of you who fondly remember 80’s music, I apologize even more profusely to you.

I Gotta Fight Corona – by the Knak, sorta, and me

Verse 1
Oooh I have to work from home, stay at home,
Is there enough TP to fight Corona?
Oooh I need to make a run, a grocery run,
Go to HEB and stand in line Corona!

Chorus
It’s never gonna stop, I need to shop, such a dirty line
But I really gotta shop, I need so much, for a clean behind
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
I gotta fight Corona

Verse 2
Come a little closer, huh, will ya huh,
But only if you sanitize Corona
It’s such a big mystery, where’s TP?
I’ve searched every single grocery aisle Corona!

Chorus
It’s never gonna stop, I need to shop, it’s such a dirty line
But I really gotta shop, I need so much, for a clean behind
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona

Verse 3
When you gonna set me free, and sell TP?
Is it just a matter of time Corona?
Is there a real scarcity, of TP?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Corona

Chorus
It’s never gonna stop, I need to shop, its such a dirty line
But I really gotta shop, I need so much, for a clean behind
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona!

About pastorpstephens

I have been blessed to have served as a pastor and to have been involved in other ministries throughout the years. My wife Marta and I have been blessed with a wonderful family that includes our daughter, her husband and their two daughters and our son and his wife. Each of them are very special to us so please keep them all in your prayers. One truth that I always try to share with people I meet is that anything God asks you to do, He will help you to do. God has your back.
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