For the last couple of days, that song “My Sharona” by the Knak has been running through my mind.  I mean it has almost been a constant “badda dadda bump bump – bump bump” melody running through my head.  So, I added some words to more closely fit current events. For those of you who are too young and who missed out on the music of the 80’s, I apologize.  For those of you who fondly remember 80’s music, I apologize even more profusely to you.

I Gotta Fight Corona – by the Knak, sorta, and me

Verse 1
Oooh I have to work from home, stay at home,
Is there enough TP to fight Corona?
Oooh I need to make a run, a grocery run,
Go to HEB and stand in line Corona!

Chorus
It’s never gonna stop, I need to shop, such a dirty line
But I really gotta shop, I need so much, for a clean behind
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
I gotta fight Corona

Verse 2
Come a little closer, huh, will ya huh,
But only if you sanitize Corona
It’s such a big mystery, where’s TP?
I’ve searched every single grocery aisle Corona!

Chorus
It’s never gonna stop, I need to shop, it’s such a dirty line
But I really gotta shop, I need so much, for a clean behind
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona

Verse 3
When you gonna set me free, and sell TP?
Is it just a matter of time Corona?
Is there a real scarcity, of TP?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Corona

Chorus
It’s never gonna stop, I need to shop, its such a dirty line
But I really gotta shop, I need so much, for a clean behind
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, woo!
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona
I gotta fight Corona!